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Just saw a teenage hardcore dude on the subway with almost the same haircut as Bjorn from Vikings. Are inexplicably sloppy undercuts becoming a thing now?

ngl ive considered adopting bjorns haircut many times now

because it fucking rules ok

Bjorn’s haircut was actually better than this kid’s haircut, which had shorter bangs (hence the “almost”). That fact definitely tipped the balance against Random Hardcore Dude.

Will, the official Catland store cat, busy exerting himself.

Someone has been posting Pac-Men all over the L train.

Just saw a teenage hardcore dude on the subway with almost the same haircut as Bjorn from Vikings. Are inexplicably sloppy undercuts becoming a thing now?

Found on a fundamentalist website.

Found on a fundamentalist website.

When men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.
Goth Death Culture Will Destroy Your Teen

"Goth is particularly dangerous because the lyrics to the music often glamorize killing, brutality, sadism, masochism, pedophilia, torture, freakism and all sorts of heathendom. The music is often characterized by relentless yelling and screaming, freakish embellishments of the voice, evil sounding backgrounds, etc. There just a bunch of sickos. Magician, Criss Angel, has made millions of dollars with his “Mind Freak” series, and he definitely fits in well with the Goth freak culture."

I honestly can’t tell whether or not this is a joke.

Skeletons, saints, sores, stereoscopic imagery, and Sodom at the Morbid Anatomy Library.

Fear the squirrel.

Fear the squirrel.

How come he gets a modest pair of briefs and she doesn’t?
At Morbid Anatomy Library.

How come he gets a modest pair of briefs and she doesn’t?

At Morbid Anatomy Library.